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My name is Serena, I'm an American college student and my current obsession is homestuck, ngl, but I will post anything and everything that catches my attention so watch out. Even I don't know what goes on in my head, although it is definitely mostly nsfw. Feel free to chat with me anytime. :D |
saw a license plate today
“KPASAMD”
took my friends and i a second and then i burst out with “OHHHHH, OH MY GOD, ‘WHAT’S UP DOC’”.
I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”
This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently.
(Source: nostalgiaunicorn, via pembroke)
I reblogged this just a short time ago, but then my boyfriend decided to do a quick translation of the text, since I don’t read Japanese.
(via vizodi)
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE CAN THESE PLEASE BE REAL.
(Source: iamridingsolo, via intergalacticju)
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
(Source: askboggle, via ourladyoftheupsidedown)
Your name is Bro Strider and from the looks of things you’re about to make some sort of deal with a few shady characters. Little do they know you’re going to murder every single one of those motherfuckers for thinking they can get away with kidnapping your little brother.
I would feel better instantly if I were in need of rescue and looked up to see that.
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

EriKar, horn worship, distractions from work, Eridan stop being a fucking horndog, Karkat has a fucking Empire to run here.
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stagestuck || pages 31-40
WOW AFTER FOREVER have part 4. This shit is explicit.
Individual pages can be found under my stagestuck...
Can someone please write me an AU where Karkat actually does fight his way through the ranks of Treshacutioners and Condy takes notice and...
NSFW Solkat fanfic under the cut. Word count 857, warnings for alcohol, foul mouth, and sexual content. Xenobiology is used.
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help my need for this ship is becoming insatiable call 911

EriKar, piercings, gill piercings.
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It’s a big thing, you think. You’re not even sure why it occurred to you, but now you’re...
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Disciplinary Action
Pairing: Punk/student! Karkat x teacher! Kankri
Rating: nsfw, duh :B
And here is another requested...