Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use it in more of a sexual way. Long story short it quickly developed from a joke to a full-blown daddy kink and they both love it.
aoba expectation:"It's super awesome day to be an innocent protagonist who doesn't know what he's in for!" /sunshine and rainbows and late to anime school
aoba reality:"fucking shit im so fucking done just knock me out and carry me home i wanna nap for 12 hours and eat donuts and dicks until i pass out fuckin dON'T TOUCH MY HAIR GODDAMNIT"
koujaku exectation:"hello llllladies I have a dark tragic past but awesome swordplay skills ill use to defeat my sworn anime rival" /brooding angst
koujaku reality:/drops aoba 12 times "I-I-uuuuuhh kjshdjksd s-so embarrassed DONT LOOK AT ME YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS" /trips over himself hits his face on a curling iron and cries in a pool of his own blood
noiz expectation:"im the stereotypical computer nerd going outside is illogical" /uses math in mario kart
noiz reality:"Hehehe you like my dick piercings dont you you cum-thirsty twink yeah fight me in rhyme and bite my cock while I hack into your asshole with my fresh meme skills" /stuffs face with pizza and churros and then buys all of mexico
clear expectation:"herp derp im a robot i don't understand societal conventions" /zany antics and comic relief
clear reality:"Allow us to engage in sophisticated conversation about the particulars of life and death whilst I serenade you, making you fall deeply in love with me before I crush your heart by dying a tragic -- HOLY BALLS A SHINY THING" /vibrates and giggles excitedly "PUPPIES!"
mink expectation:/silent brooding character who only says one or two words and beats up everything
mink reality:"my navajo ancestors are talking to me and THEY SAID TO KNOCK YOUR SHIT OUT" /punches someone half his size repeatedly in the face "COMMENCE THE PURIFICATION RITUAL" /decapitating people while motorbiking over buildings
Just thinking about Koujaku and Noiz developing into a couple is hilarious bc you know it would be the most stubborn and slow progression of any relationship as long as they were still rivals like they could absolutely fall in love and never admit it
Like it starts when Koujaku’s had a lil bit to drink and they end up smoochin after picking at each other all damn night
That leads to more regular hooking up
Noiz ends up staying the night at some point
Koujaku is making them both breakfast now
Noiz is spending nearly every night at Koujaku’s place
Noiz moves in
They’re watching reality TV together on the couch every night