Why hello there.

Friendship Between Grey Kitty and German Shepherd

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grimdarkthroes:

Imagine the following:

Dirk has been ambushed.
His sword is in his sylladex.
He has mere moments before the enemies cut into him.
So he does what he must.

Rap very quietly under his breath to get his weapon.

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callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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stop-on-astaire:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

(Source: tickatocka, via ourladyoftheupsidedown)

shubbabang:

this was a lot funnier at 3 am

sasyquatch:

She can summon something out of nothing!

click here to find out how

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the second half

my rp friend found this and shared and so now i’m sharing

you’re welcome

waitingfortheseventhwave:

Right now I’m assuming that you have a VLC media player and Photoshop. If you don’t, you could download VLC for free and there are several legal and illegal ways of acquiring Photoshop :))

So let’s start!

In the Preference box, go to “Video.” Choose the folder where you would like to store the snapshots. Click Save.

Load the video that you would like to capture.

Position the marker in the beginning of the scene that you would like to capture. It would be better if you position the marker before hand so you wouldn’t have to miss the beginning just in case.

Press play and press the Hotkey you chose (Mine was ‘w’) till the end of the scene that you’d like to capture.

This is what VLC looks like when it takes a snapshot

Open Photoshop (I use Photoshop CS5 but older versions are okay)

Go to File > Script > Load Files into Stack…

A box will open that looks like this.

Click ‘Browse…’ and select the pictures that you have captured then click ‘Ok’.

 Wait for it to load.

 If you don’t have your ‘Animation’ window open, go to Window > Animation. You should have this:

You will only see one frame. To change that look at the right corner of the Animation box and click this drop-down menu: 

Choose “Make frames from layers”

Your Animation box should look something like this:

Since the order of the animation is in reverse, click  again and choose ‘Reverse Frames’:

Now apply your editing skills if you want to add some coloring or if you want to adjust the lighting of the photo. It will easily apply into all of the frames. If not, try selecting all of the frames before adding your effects.

If you’re not satisfied with the speed of your frames, you could easily change that by going to the animation box and selecting all the frames and choosing the speed you prefer:

        

 When you’re satisfied with the everything go to File > Save for Web and Devices. This should appear:

   

The trick is to cut the size of the GIF to less than or equal to 500K since Tumblr only allows up to that size.  You could see the size of the GIF you’re making by looking at the lower left-hand corner of the ‘Save for Web and Devices’ box . You will see:

 There are different ways to cut down the size of the GIF. You could:

Trim down the Image Size by going to Image > Image Size. You could play around with the Pixel Dimensions Width and Height.

You could play around with the options in the “Save for your Web and Devices box.” You could adjust the number of colors that you could apply.

You could also play around with the ‘Lossy’ option. The higher the number the grainier it looks:

Lossy: 0

Lossy: 100

       

The more frames you have, the harder it is to reach the 500K mark so try and play around with the different options available.

d.  UPDATE: I figured out another way to cut down the size of the GIF :D This option applies if you want an automatic adjustment, gave up on the manual adjustment all together and if you’re willing to sacrifice the colors in trade for having 0 Lossy.

All you have to do after resizing the image (let’s say 500 or something), in your “Save for Web and Devices” box, look for the small thumbnail in the upper right hand corner and choose ‘Optimize to Files Size…’

Now that will open this box:

You could input ‘500K’ if you want the exact size limit but you could go in for less. 

Once you’ve reached the 500K or less, click save and name your GIF.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’VE JUST MADE YOUR FIRST EVER GIF!

UPDATE: TUMBLR NOW SUPPORTS A 1MB GIF LIMIT! Yaaay! Go crazy!

(Source: complexifiedequilibrium, via bad-imagination)

geekhyena:

goldenevil91:

edgebug:

pretzel-the-hognose:

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HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED

That’s so cute *.*

Awwwwww!

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