imagine steve being really turned on by bucky speaking russian and he tells bucky when they were making out one morning against the kitchen counter in stark tower (they were actually planning to make toast they swear) and bucky starts talking russian to him and he’s murmuring up against steve’s neck in a deep voice and his hands are roaming everywhere and pressing open mouthed kisses against him in between words
and then they see natasha had been standing there silently with a coffee for god knows how long and steve is really embarassed and pushes himself off bucky with a full body blush and refuses to look up from the floor but buck is just smirking at steves embarrassment until natasha just says ‘were you asking steve to marry you? here?" and that wipes the smirk off his face because how could he forget natasha speaks russian and steve is looking up now and grinning because he thought bucky was saying a load of dirty stuff but he was spilling his guts to steve in another language, which is totally cheating, and bucky’s just shooting daggers at natasha
Anonymous said: convert to shakespeare: YO DANNY PHANTOM HE WAS JUST 14 WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN. WHEN IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK HIS FOLKS, THEY JUST QUIT BUT DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE A BIT THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED (HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED) IT WAS THEN DANNY KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMING THROUGH HE'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU!
O list! I tell thee of a youthful boy
Most aptly named, for “Fenton” he was called.
He had not yet seen fifteen years of joy
When his parents (by unseen world enthralled)
Designed a strange machine of many parts
In hopes of viewing ghostly worlds beyond.
Alas! it failed, and just so did their hearts,
But Danny, being curious and fond
Did venture in – only to take a look
When a big flash young Danny did surprise!
His molecules transformed from man to spook:
His hair was white, and emerald were his eyes!
Nor was his painted face all that was changed:
Nor walls, nor sight, nor even gravity
Could bind the boy since he was “rearranged.”
He was far more unique than you or me!
At once, by light and inspiration struck,
Our hero Danny knew what he must do.
With all his heart, his powers, and his pluck,
He had to stop the ghosts from coming through!
He fights them all for us, they are no match
He’s Danny Phantom – all ghosts shall he catch!