Why hello there.

gov:

repmarktakano:

michelebachmann:

The House just passed my bipartisan Obamacare repeal bill.

(Oh, and welcome to my new Tumblr!)

Important milestone alert: the very first spat between members of Congress on Tumblr.

(“Apparently, Takano is also the sponsor of H.R. 745213, a Bill to Resolve All House Disputes in the Tumblr Forum.” - h/t markcoatney.com)

(via nettumbles)

manyblinkinglights:

saeto15:

emergenthy bee thurgery

doctor ith it theriouth?

yeth

lostwiginity:

A group of super heroes fights against aliens coming down from the sky in endless waves.

They were playing Galaga. They thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.

(via batmangambit)

throwthefruitpunch:

heysammy:

woah girl are you from france ‘cause

madamn

oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line

(via thedetectiveandtheblogger)

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

(via roachpatrol)

novatoast:

may000:

edoro:

AU where Gamzee is a huge pale stud and everyone wants to be his diamond.

I actually used to theorize that trolls like Gamzee were actually, like, top shelf pale rag ‘u know u want to pap this and make it less awful’ material.

A walking disaster. Where is your lusus, now let me shoosh you. Don’t do that. Gamzee, no.

AU where the trolls are adults and all alive somehow and Karkat is also a pale stud for how he tends to try controlling others lives, and there is a huge amount of public gossip about how great it would be if Nubs McManagement met Tall, Dark, And Hapless.

(via manyblinkinglights)

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

boredsociopath:

boredsociopath:

What if I made a hipster blog but only made it look like a hipster blog and in reality it was all fandom stuff that looks like hipster stuff so hipsters would follow me and think what I posted was deep when in reality it’s just a bunch of quotes from Sherlock and Doctor Who and other shows that make me cry

Wait for it

Wait for it

Waaaaaiiiiiit fooooor iiiiiiiit

…

Oops

life is good when people like you exist

(Source: willgrahammys, via thedetectiveandtheblogger)

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

(via thedetectiveandtheblogger)

cookiesthegreatandpowerful:

ex0skeletal:

by algenpfleger on deviantart

I can not fly for I have glass wings

They are beautiful and breath taking 

But, I can not fly

(via apartmentbuildings-deactivated2)

savagefluff:

goldengingers08:

Whoa, I just want to cry now.

Beautiful. <3

(via rudywolfe)